Another week, another lack of
'previously on' copycat clips, suggesting a lack of progress on the
copycat case. At least with Frank and the fake Zodiac killer you
could believe the team would stop chasing them, since they stopped
killing once they disappeared. At least until they reappeared. They
know for a fact that the copycat is out there scheming for another
kill. Erin said he's gone 'dormant', but in serial killer terms that
means years without a kill, not weeks.
Although everything is a little skewed in a world where every serial killer is a spree killer, of course.
The episode begins with a Mayor in
'Bronson Springs Colorado' giving a speech about how it's the best
town in America, past, present, or future! This scene is set in 1988,
25 years before the episode airs, so presumably we would have heard
about Bronson Springs at some point if that were true.
Hey, are they going to seal up a time capsule with a person in it? That would be great.
Literally the next shot was them
installing a time capsule. I watch too much television. It's too
small to have a body in it, though, so that's a relief. Maybe the
killer wrote a confession detailing his plan to kill one person a
year over the next twenty-five years?
The workman drag the capsule out in the
present day, and it's in pristine condition, as if it's only been
underground for three hours! Wink.
They pop it open and find a mummified
head inside! This is a lesson - go with your first instincts, people.
As the fuss begins, this man-
Walks off into the crowd! Could he be
the killer? Why is he so familiar to me?
Then it's over to Quantico, where
Garcia is explaining the details of the crime! A young blonde guy had
been decapitated years ago, it seems - although it's unclear from her
description whether people knew that he'd had his head cut off back
when he was first killed, or if he simply disappeared. Seems like
that would be important.
Then, just a day after the head was
discovered, a retired sheriff's deputy (who - possibly importantly -
was already on the job 25 years ago) had his head cut off at the side
of the road just outside of town. That's right, there's a Highlander
on the loose!
Jeanne points out that it was an
unusually long time between kills. Reid suggests that such a long
dormancy period isn't unheard of, mentioning that BTK, Jeffrey
Dahmer, the Keystone Killer, Jack the Ripper and the Zodiac Killer.
Okay, so let's address those one at a
time.
BTK didn't have a long gap between
kills - he stopped killing, but then wanted attention again, and got
caught when he asked for it. Maybe he was going to kill that next
woman, maybe not, there's no real way to know.
Jeffrey Dahmer stopped killing for a
couple of years.
The Keystone Killer was the show's
version of BTK, so it isn't worth mentioning.
Jack the Ripper should never be brought
up, since nothing about the case is useful in the study of modern
criminology.
The Zodiac Killer did stop. So Reid is
1/5 for this information dump. Although it's questionable how
relevant a guy who stopped killing is in a discussion about a guy who
didn't.
They raise the possibility that it
could be a copycat, since over a million people saw the video of the
severed head rolling out when it was posted to - well, probably not
YouTube, given the subject matter, but somewhere online. True, but
that wouldn't make much of an episode, would it?
We then drop by the guy from the
crowd's garage, and watch him put the cop's severed head in his
freezer! Also, I'm pretty sure that he's the evil prison guard from
Prison Break, although the fact that we've just seen him in profile
twice isn't helping me identify him.
Credits!
On the plane they mention that the
beheading wasn't the cause of death - the cop was shot to death and
then his head was cut off. Possibly useful information, although did
anyone really suspect beheading was the cause of death? That's a
really difficult thing to arrange, unless you've got like four guys
killing one person.
They're disappointed to discover that
the file on the previous victim is pretty thin. Garcia explains that
there was no real investigation because no one suspected foul play.
Really? A 21-year-old comes home from college, goes to work at his
family carpet store, and then soon after disappears from the face of
the Earth? No one thought that was suspicious enough to warrant an
investigation, promising young man with everything to live for is
suddenly gone?
The sheriff welcomes Greg and Jeanne
into the station, and he's just a super-weird guy. Maybe he's just
upset because the dead guy was like a father to him, but he gets
super-cagey about why the victim was out in the middle of nowhere. If
we didn't already know that the killer was that profile-only guy, I'd
be suspicious of the cop.
The mother of the first victim explains
why there was no investigation - his father was a controlling
monster, and the son wasn't using his electrical engineering degree
selling carpet for a living. So everyone thought he just went looking
for greener pastures. And then, you know, never sent word to his
family for a quarter-century. She also said that the father wanted to
keep the victim 'close', but when Derek asks what that means, she
refuses to answer.
So many suspicious people this week!
A conversation between Reid, Joe, and
the old Mayor reveals that the time capsule wasn't guarded between
the 'filling it up' ceremony and the next day when it was put in the
ground, so anyone could have put the head in. Well, anyone psyched to
be creeping around City Hall in the middle of the night, anyhow.
The local newspaper editor isn't
psyched to have the FBI in town, afraid that it will spook people.
That seems like a deeply stupid thing to worry about - it's so
obviously silly that Joe even points out that it's the decapitator
that has people on edge.
After she leaves, the Mayor, Reid, and
Joe develop a theory of the crime - back in the day, the editor was
instrumental in helping the city with the 'town of the future' prize
that was being celebrated with the time capsule. The way she did so
was by publishing the names of everyone arrested in town in the
morning paper every day, hoping that public shaming would turn the
town into a Utopia! The theory? Someone was annoyed that their dirty
laundry was made public, so in order to shame the town, he killed
someone and put a severed head in the time capsule, so that everyone
would know that the town wasn't a great place to live after all.
Or at least they'd know it twenty-five
years later.
It's kind of a reach, but if the killer
is super-insane, maybe?
Garcia digs up some background on the
first victim - he was a notorious drunk, and even ran someone over
with his car! Don't worry, they survived, but still. That's why the
father was so overbearing, the son was a complete screw-up. Seems
like they should have gotten the info out of the mother, but
whatever. Hey, think they're going to check into the person he hit
with his car? Probably not, right?
Then things get so, so stupid, as Greg
wins the Prentiss award for the night.
Tool mark identification is accomplished by looking for imperfections - if someone got stabbed with a screwdriver, say, and the was an edge missing, they'd be looking for a screwdriver with chip in the head. For tools actually used to cut metal or wood, it's possible that on a microscopic level the police can match up imperfections in, for example, wire cutters and the wire they cut.
But this is a saw, cutting flesh and
bone. Sawing back and forth, with every part of the neck being
touched by 60-70% of the saw's teeth. There's no tool marks being
made, there's just flesh being rent and bone being pulverized. Even
if there was a recognizable tool mark on the body from '88, what are
the odds that the saw would be exactly the same 25 years later? For a
wood saw, a quarter century of even light use would change the angle
of the blades, making it leave completely different tool marks. If it
was a hacksaw, the blade would have been changed a few times, and it
literally wouldn't be the same saw doing the cutting.
The most any scientist would confirm here is that - based on the kind of damage - it's plausible that the same type of saw was used in both cases. Unless you find a saw that actually had both sets of DNA in it, no reputable forensic scientist would ever testify that it was the same saw.
Anyway, the sheriff wants to cancel the
town hall, since the killer will probably be there, and people might
be in danger, but the team wants it to go forward, because they think
they'll be able to spot the villain in the crowd.
Meanwhile, we see the presumed killer
fiddling with a small, fold-out saw in his garage.
My god, that thing is like four inches
long. That can't be the murder weapon. It would take forever to do
the job. Also, it looks too new to be 25 years old. Although maybe he
just takes great care of his tools.
As the team is waiting for the town to
gather, a local jerk brings in a burlap sack full of raw meat as a
'joke'? Is this town made up of unbelievable jerks? I don't say this
much, but I hope he becomes a victim of police brutality.
The team is mad at the sheriff for
stopping the guy, since cops leading him away might scare the killer
off. Really? What was the other option, letting the buy throw a bunch
of raw meat on the stage, making a fuss? Would that have convinced
the killer to stick around? Or are they convinced that they could
have picked out the killer based on his reaction to a jerk throwing
meat at them?
With the meeting called off (really?
They called off the meeting designed to reassure the town populace
because a jerk made a fuss before it started? Are these people
idiots?) the newspaper editor goes home, where she's murdered by the
killer.
The sheriff thinks that the world has
gone crazy because of the headless corpse, but Greg assures him that
her death wasn't random, she was targeted and stalked just like the
other victims.
Um... while I don't think you're wrong,
necessarily, what are you basing that assumption on? You have no idea
about the circumstances of the college kid's death, so you don't know
that stalking factored in at all. Your working theory of the cop's
death is that someone was pretending to have car trouble by the side
of the road, and when the cop pulled over the killer shot him and cut
off his head. There's no reason to assume that stalking was involved
- the cop could have just been the first person to stop after the
ruse was set up, like in "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer."
Even this woman could have been picked
at random - the killer might have just decided to murder the first
person who left the meeting, so he followed her home and did just
that.
Obviously we, the audience, knows
that's not what's happening, because the killer specifically referred
to the editor by name before shooting her, but the characters have
zero evidence to back up their theory that the killer is targeting
specific people for a specific reason.
Until ten seconds later, when JJ finds
a bunch of marijuana in the editor's back yard. She mentions that
since the editor was an anti-drug crusader (how did she know that?
Shouldn't that have been the sheriff's line?) this seems like
hypocrisy, as well as a dark secret! Not unlike the hit-and-run that
the kid had covered up! See, now that's a connection you could build
the stalking theory around, Greg.
I wonder what the cop's dark secret
was?
Now that we get a better look at the
killer (finally, I can confirm it's not the guy from Prison Break,
but he's still familiar, and I hope to figure out why). The killer's
wife pops into his garage to remind him to eat breakfast, and she
asks if he knew the victim, what with them being the same age and
all.
You know, if it turns out that this is
all about the hit and run, with the killer's relative being killed,
and the cop covering it up, and the editor killing the story, then
the show will be cheating a little if they didn't mention earlier
that it was a fatal hit-and-run. Hell, just the fact that he was
involved in any kind of a drunken hit-and-run makes him a likely
target for some kind of revenge action.
Greg then busts into the Sheriff's
office, and demands to know why he wasn't told about the dead cop's
secret second family! The Sheriff thought it wasn't relevant to the
crime, which is a pretty fair thing for him to think. It's not like
Greg and the team had previously asked him to reveal the cop's dirty
secrets in hopes of finding a motive.
The team announces that the killer is
motivated by the hypocrisy of the town being named a perfect city
while it was full of scumbags. Which seems like a stretch. That's a
pretty esoteric idea to motivate someone to behead a guy. It seems
like they should focus a little more closely on the first murder. The
only useful piece of info that's offered is when Jeanne points out
that a guy this patient and dedicated my be an artist or
craftsperson, since he's good with planning, details, and working on
his own.
JJ also says something deeply stupid,
saying that the cop's hypocrisy was breaking the law he was sworn to
uphold by maintaining a secret second family two towns over. Here's
the thing, though, is that a crime? If he actually married the other
woman, sure, he's a bigamist, but is that what happened? Seems like a
weird risk to take for very little reward. Maybe his second wife was
not at all understanding of the situation?
There's a scene with the killer and his
wife - he surprises her with flowers to celebrate the day they met,
twenty-two years ago! So three years after the first murder. But then
he goes out of his way to mention that they grew up in the same town,
but only met after they both moved to Pueblo! That seems like a weird
detail to leave out.
Then we get another scene with the
killer. He stops by a lake where he sees someone fishing. Apparently
the guy is a catch and release person, because he likes the sport,
and doesn't want to deplete the stock of fish! Nice! The killer
threatens the guy with fish euphemisms for a while, then shoots him.
He was weirdly sure that the public
lake was going to be completely uninhabited, because guns are very
loud, and broad daylight is a bad time to spend half an hour cutting
someone's head off.
Okay, we're finally getting some info
about the connection between the murder victims. It seems a young
woman was sexually assaulted (presumably the killer's wife), and the
cop and editor were bribed to keep it quiet! But what does the old
man have to do with all of this?
Also, I guess the killer was already in
love with his wife from afar, and killed the first victim to avenge
her, then arranged their meeting three years later?
Joe and Reid head out to the newest
crime scene, and discuss how weird it is that the guy manages to get
away with shooting off guns and cutting off heads in quiet
neighbourhoods, well-traveled roads, and popular fishing spots.
Reid suggests that he's either lucky or
good. I'll just weigh in here - he's lucky. There's no skill involved
in hoping that no one hears your gunshots in public places. If he was
using a homemade silencer and dragging people out of sight before
cutting their heads off, that would be one thing, but this guy
obviously doesn't much care if he gets caught, because he believes
he's doing the right thing.
Which probably should have been in the
profile. And no, believing that he's 'punishing hypocrisy' (their
theory) is by no means the same thing as believing that you're
righting a specific wrong, which is what's happening here.
The wife heads into the garage - will
she find the heads? Yup. Because the killer didn't bother locking his
freezer. And he gets home just as she's looking in the freezer! See
what I was saying? Lucky.
Although the setup for this scene is
kind of ridiculous - she opens the door calling him for dinner, then
starts looking around the garage. Except she knows that he drove off
to run errands, and presumably she knows that his vehicle isn't back
yet. So why would she think he was home and needing to be called for
dinner?
Garcia manages to explain the old
fisherman's death. He's the one who called the police about the rape
that the first victim committed, then didn't pursue it because the
kid's father gave him a job. Now they know everything that's going
on! If only they could figure out that the wife is the victim, they'd
have the killer!
The killer locks his wife in a closet,
announcing that he's going to teach the town a lesson, and needs her
to stay out of the way! I don't know how this is the town's fault,
really. Wasn't it just one awful family corrupting the people that
you killed?
Speaking of corrupt, Garcia then tells the team about a payout the evil father made, and it turns out that it was to the wife's parents, also to keep them quiet! Is the killer going to come for them, or go after the first victim's mother? Or is he going straight to his 'revenge on the town' plan, whatever that might be?
Garcia announces that she can't track
the wife, because after working at the diner where she met the
killer, she falls off the map again. Um... did she never file another
tax return in her life, or work another job? You've got her social
security number now, how hard could it possibly be to track her down?
Even if she changed her name, she'd still be filing government
paperwork (a marriage license, for example) as the same person.
At the police station, Greg is confused
about one thing - how did the killer know who to kill? Since only the
dead people (and three others who were in the station that night and
are also dead now) knew about the crime, and they presumably didn't
tell anyone, how could the killer possibly have all the details?
The conclusion they come to is that
someone was in the holding cell that night, and overheard everything.
Which is a good theory and all, but why are they overlooking the far
more obvious answer? That the rape victim either did the murders
herself or put someone up to it? I mean, we know that's not what
happened, but since they still have zero information about the killer
other than 'they are avenging a rape that was covered up by a corrupt
town', why isn't the victim of that rape and/or an accomplice
anywhere on their list of possible suspects?
Armed with the name of the killer, the
team busts into his house, guns drawn. Even though all they have on
him is that he was in a jail cell the night a conspiracy happened,
and there's no way any judge on earth would have given them a warrant
based on that.
The killer and his wife are long gone,
of course. Driving to the town so he can get his final revenge on the
town! But then the wife confesses that it was all a false accusation
of rape! They'd been dating, and got into a fight, when the police
were called by the witness! She was afraid that her father was going
to beat her for having a much older boyfriend (she was 16, he was
22), so she made up a story!
I don't really know why the show
thought it needed a twist at this point. Especially one that makes no
sense. But we'll get back to that later.
Then the wife mentions that her parents
took bribe money, and the killer decides that they have to die as
well!
The team, who have also figured out
that it was a false accusation based on the wife's witness statement,
look over the killer's house, and notice a lot of engraving equipment
in the killer's woodshop. But why would a furniture maker have that?
Because, you know, it's not like people have ever purchased furniture with
plaques on it. That's a completely alien concept, right?
Anyhow, Joe figures that the killer is
probably headed down to the courthouse, where he saw a trophy case
earlier in the show. Because sure, why not.
The killer confronts his wife with the
severed heads, and then he announces that she's worse than all of
them, because fake rape accusations are a crime far more serious than
police corruption.
Then the team shows up, and the killer
surrenders. He announces that because he cut the heads off people,
he'll be thought of as crazy, which means he'll eventually get out of
jail. A statement that represents a gross misunderstanding of how the
criminal justice system works.
Then we have a musical montage, where
we see the mother of the first victim getting a chance to give the
wife a sour look, blaming her for everyone's deaths. Because it's
absolutely her fault that a crazy man killed four people. Sure.
The End.
1 - Was profiling in any way helpful in
solving the crime?
Not in the least. The team just waited
until there were enough victims to reveal a concrete link between
them, and then made a weird leap that a random guy in a cell must
have been the killer, rather than the far more likely suspect the
rape victim.
2 - Could the crime have been solved
just as easily using conventional police methods given the known
facts of the case?
Anyone could have followed the trail of
evidence, but regular police probably would have chased down the
wife, rather than the guy from the cell. Although since they were
married, they all would have ended up in the same place.
So, on a scale of 1 (Dirty Harry) to 10
(Tony Hill), How Useful Was Profiling in Solving the Crime?
1
Turns out the killer was played by a
guy named 'Rob Nagle', who, according to his IMDB page, has been in a
ton of shows I've seen, so I guess I've seen him before, but nothing
jumps out as a clear reason I thought he was so familiar. Huh.
Now, about the plot... why add a layer
of 'false rape accusation' to the story? What does that accomplish,
except to add in an idea that women are liars who destroy lives? It's
horrible enough that the guy killed a bunch of people, why did the
producers think it had to be for no reason for it to land?
I mean, it's not like the people
weren't corrupt - they all wholeheartedly believed that they were
taking money to cover up a rape - even the wife's family. So it's not
like he killed a bunch of innocent people.
It's like they got to the end of this episode and thought 'hey, I feel like this week isn't bleak and hateful enough, what if, in addition to this woman's life being destroyed by the crazy man she was married to wrongheadedly trying to get revenge, we make it so that she's also a lying slut who was sleeping with a college graduate while in high school, and wouldn't tell people the truth during the months a guy spent paying people to cover up a non-existent crime, anyhow?
Seriously, why would her parents have
found out about her dating the guy anyhow? How did that scene happen?
We know that the first victim's dad
showed up at the police station to buy everyone off the night of the
crime, since it wasn't mentioned in the police blotter the next
morning. In all likelihood, the girl's parents wouldn't have been
there yet. Because why would they be? She definitely wouldn't have
called them, since she didn't want them to know about the situation.
And when the father gets there, the son
would say 'she's lying, we're dating and we had a fight, but a guy
called the cops when he heard us yelling and the police dragged us
in.' Once he'd said that, why would she keep lying? The first
victim's father would be in a position to make the arrest go away
whether it was an actual rape or a misunderstanding, and since the
wife's sole motive was to keep her parents from finding out about the
fact that she was sleeping with the first victim, isn't telling the
truth and letting the guy's dad cover it all up the best possible
option?
So congratulations, writers! You
managed to add a socially irresponsible twist that both makes people
more likely to think rape accusations are lies, and also made the
show dumber!
Good work?
3 comments:
Really flawed logic at the end there. You’re correct about the twist being pointless, but I don’t think it is harmful. False rape accusations do happen in real life, and more often than you might think. Also, the deaths are kind of her fault, seeing as her illegal actions are what modivated the killer. I mean, if she was a better person, then those people whouldn’t be dead.
Um, no. No matter how you feel about her actions (lying to the police is a much smaller crime than murdering a person, IMO), it is in no way her fault that anyone is dead. It IS the fault of the crazy guy who was obsessed with her enough to stalk her, marry her, and then kill four people using her history as a flimsy rationale that they are dead.
I agree with the Count that the "twist" made this episode really weak, and it adds a yucky layer of blaming her for something that is profoundly not her fault.
who's Greg? and Jeanne? 🤣
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