The episode opens with home video
footage, as a teen is getting ready to go out in the least flattering
dress I've ever seen. It's a formless mess of layers and frills, all
in a red that makes her skin look sickly white in comparison. Maybe
the character is hiding a pregnancy? I can't imagine any other reason
to wear such a terrible outfit.
This has been the fashion criticism
portion of the review, which I will retire, right up until Derek
shows up in a T-shirt.
It seems the a guy is coming to pick up
the elder daughter for homecoming! A tradition I still don't quite
understand. Who is coming home? From where? Why?
Okay, yes, I understand the why - to
watch the football game. But I don't get the rest of it.
The video ends and it's two years later
- suddenly things get stylistically weird, as text of a 911 call
shows up on the screen as the characters read lines. It's weird - the
lines actually disappear from the screen once the actors finish
speaking, for reasons I don't quite understand. Aren't we watching a
preservation of a record, or something like it?
Apparently something like it was right,
since the action moves into the assignment room, where the full text
of the call is up on a monitor. According to the call, the two
daughters disappeared, and the father called the police. And the team
are just now getting around to working on the case two years later.
Or is the disappearance happening now? This opening is confusing me
to no end.
Just want to pause and give the show a
compliment here for understanding how to structure these things - in
previous episodes we've seen titles like 'six months ago' opening an
episode. This is, of course, nonsense, since the first scene sets a
timeline and the rest of the episode has to relate back to that first
scene. This time they got it right, and I'm happy to see that they're
learning.
Okay, then things get even weirder,
when the show reveals that the 911 call just came in an hour earlier,
and the father was confused, not knowing what day of the week it was.
Has he had one of those 'Memento' brain injuries, and he keeps
reliving the day his daughters went missing over and over again? That
would be depressing!
What I want to know right now, though,
is why the team is working on the case. All we've heard so far is
that two teen girls are missing, and their dad was confused on a 911
call one hour earlier. Why is this FBI business at this stage?
Ah, the big reveal comes moments later
- the mother disappeared the year before, and the father also waited
two days before calling the police about that one!
Um... why wouldn't you start with that?
It's context that helps you understand the significance of the new
call, and makes it clear why you're working this bizarre serial
abduction case. You know that you're not trying to surprise the
people you work with, don't you, Greg?
Also, who called you to let you know
about it? It's been a single hour since the 911 call. Assume 10
minutes for a patrol car to get there, and another 15 for a uniformed
officer to assess the situation and call in detectives. Charitably
let's assume 15 more minutes for the detectives to arrive, and let's
assume they already knew about the wife and immediately understood
that this was a super-serious situation. That's still 50 minutes
after the 911 call for the detectives to be on the scene, realizing
that they need help.
When Greg says the 911 call happened an hour earlier, he's already got the whole team assembled in the briefing room, and Garcia has assembled an audio-visual presentation of the case evidence, including a transcript of the 911 call, and photographs of all the relevant parties.
And we're being asked to believe that
all of this happened - a detective calls the FBI, the call goes
through to Greg, Greg gets all the details and agrees to take the
case, Greg tells Garcia to put a presentation together, Greg tells
everyone to assemble in the meeting room, and Greg gets clearance
from his superiors to travel to "Salisbury" - all within
around ten minutes.
That's just ludicrous, even by Criminal Minds standards.
BTW - I put the town name in quotes,
because I don't know where this episode is set - there was no
location title over that first scene. I'm just going on what Greg
said in the briefing. It's either Salisbury Maryland or North
Carolina. When it comes time to make this episode's map listing,
maybe I'll just flip a coin?
Anyhoo, I'm sure this will all be
explained after the credits!
On the plane we get the sordid family
history of the victims! There was marital trouble - the wife cheated
on the husband right before her disappearance! He might have killed
her to inherit her money! It's all dramatic stuff, but I'm more
interested in the credits. The dad is being played by Ken Olin, who
was briefly famous as the star of 'Thirtysomething'! I've never seen
an episode of it, though, so I can't comment on how his appearance
here plays into or against his image as a performer. I think he
mostly directs now? Maybe he's related to Lena Olin?
More importantly, the episode also
stars Keith Szarbajaka, whose name I hope I spelled right, since he's
a beloved genre actor and voice performer! His credits range from The
Equalizer right up to L.A. Noire! So he's kind of a big deal. Perhaps
only to me, but still.
On the drive over to the hose the team
continues their guesswork. The wife's lover had an alibi, so he's not
a valid suspect. Unless, you know, the wife left to be with him, and
then he killed her later on when he no longer required an alibi. They
wonder whether the father could have lashed out at the daughter who
was leaving for college soon, basically just marking time until they
start finding evidence.
Maybe I'm crazy, but isn't the fact
that the father claims to have missing time surrounding both
disappearances - which happened on the same day a year apart, BTW -
the real headline here? Whether he's drugged, lying, or crazy, that
seems like the road you want to follow.
Yay! Keith is playing the local cop!
Good for him!
Greg and Joe go to talk to Ken, but
stupidly bring Keith with them, who's so needlessly confrontational
that he keeps them from being able to get a read on Ken's mental
state. He does mention that he's made flyers, though, so that's
something!
The rest of the team searches the
daughters' rooms, and the only big takeaway is that the older
daughters' space is unusually tidy. Sign of Ken cleaning up after a
crime, or something more sinister?
Then it's back to Ken, who tells the
story of how he woke up and discovered that his daughters were
missing. The whole sequence of him realizing this plays out in a
colour-desaturated 80-second flashback, which is a weird choice. I
mean, we already know that - according to him, he blacked out Monday
night, and then woke up thinking it was Tuesday and found out the
girls were gone. If that's the truth, then the flashback has given us
no new information. If it's a lie, then the show just offered a
flashback that wasn't true for no real reason.
Either way, it kind of feels like the
episode was running short in the edit, and they left in a scene that
had no reason to be in the episode. Who directed this episode?
Checking... Huh, someone named 'Thomas Gibson'. I'll have to check if
he's done many others, because we're 11 minutes in and he's already
made two deeply weird choices.
Derek and Jeanne discuss some
interesting evidence! Ken owns both a shotgun and a pistol, but
doesn't know where either of them are! After the wife went missing,
forensic investigators supposedly checked the shotgun to see if it
had been used recently, and came away with the determination that it
hadn't been fired in years. Is that something they can tell? I'm not
being sarcastic, I actually don't know this. Like, if you fired the
shogun there's gunpowder particulate all over the barrel and chamber,
but if you cleaned it, could investigators tell how long it was since
it had been cleaned? And if you didn't clean it, could they tell how
long the residue had been in the gun?
They decide to grab Ken's sheets,
hoping to see if there's any gunshot residue on them - he washed his
clothes before noticing the absence of his daughters, so any evidence
clinging to them was destroyed. Check this out, though-
So either Ken went to a lot of trouble
posing for mockup photos, or he brought in actual family photos to
use as set dressing! That's a step above and beyond in either event,
and I may well be willing to overlook this 'Thomas Gibson's' strange
choices as a director if the episode keeps getting the little details
right.
Although the characters still haven't
given the blackouts the attention they so obviously deserve.
Speaking of - Keith has some evidence
out in the driveway! There are two hard liquor bottles out in the
recycling bin! And since it gets picked up on Monday morning, they
think Ken has gone through two entire bottles of booze in just two
days - which would go a long way towards explaining that blackout.
Although they really are jumping to conclusions. After all, both of
those bottles could have had dregs in them, and he'd just finished
off both of them over the course of a couple of days, having just two
small glasses of liquor. It's not like they found a receipt proving
that he bought them recently, after all.
They confront him about the booze, and
he claims - as I suggested - that one of the bottles was almost
empty, so really, he just drank one entire bottle of bourbon in a
single night. Which isn't much of a defense against charges that
you're a blackout drunk. At least Keith is taking the blackout
seriously!
Derek tells Keith to be less aggro with
his interrogation technique, but Keith is having none of it! Then
Garcia calls with information - she's looking into the girls' phone
records, and will call when she knows who they've been talking to!
So... Garcia called to let Derek know that she didn't have any
information yet?
Thanks?
JJ and Jeanne check in with the nosy
neighbour across the street. Apparently Ken had a fight with at least
one of the girls, then drove off somewhere around 10PM on the night
of the disappearances, and was back sometime after midnight! Finally,
something approaching a concrete clue!
Greg finally tries to ask Ken about his
time loss - is it just a result of his drinking, or is something else
going on? Ken doesn't have any easy answers though, and Joe
interrupts before things can get interesting. It seems they've found
the younger daughter's body tossed into a river! Which... ugh. I
mean, I know that no one had died in the episode yet, so someone was
bound to, but still. Ugh.
Then Greg goes to give Ken the news
about his dead daughter, and the show remains at a respectful
distance from the human tragedy, even allowing Greg to close the door
so we don't see Ken collapsing into despair. Solid choice, director
Thomas Gibson.
Scientists have returned with evidence!
There was gunpowder residue on Ken's boots and sheets, so they've got
to take him downtown for an interrogation! I'd say that this was an
unusually quick turnaround for the scientists, but the show is edited
in such a way that it's impossible to tell how much time is supposed
to be passing between scenes. Have they been in the house an hour?
Eight? Who knows?
Then it's time for a trip to the
morgue, where we learn that the girl was killed with a blunt force
blow to the back of the head! Could she have been clubbed to death
with a gun? Maybe. She also could have fallen on something. Also, she
was placed in the water after death, presumably as a way of
concealing the crime. So despite Derek's suggestion that she was
pistol-whipped to death, there's no actual connection between this
crime and the gunshot residue yet. There was a new clue, however -
skin under her fingernails! Does he father have any wounds?
We find him in an interrogation room,
where Greg immediately asks the question, and Ken is happy to roll up
his sleeves, revealing that they're covered in scratches. Things look
really bad for Ken, everybody. Is this seriously an episode about a
guy who keeps getting drunk and murdering his family members?
JJ and Jeanne talk about JJ's own dead
sister for a little while, then Garcia finally comes through with
evidence! The mother's lover "Godwin" had been texting the
older sister, offering support and advice. Suspiciously, he sent her
five texts on the night of the disappearance, but Sarah deleted them
from her phone! What could the conversation have been about?
Godwin has an innocent explanation -
Ken gets scary violent when he drinks, so Sarah was looking for
advice and a place to hide out on occasion. Godwin was her soccer
coach as well as her mother's lover, so it makes sense (kind of) that
she would go to him for help!
Garcia then turns up more evidence - a
recorded phone call to a domestic abuse hotline on the night of the
disappearances! The recorder captured the sound of the two girls
hiding in a room while Ken, in a drunken rage, banged on the door,
demanding to be let in! Um... maybe there's some kind of
confidentiality thing I'm not sure about, but if you're working an
abuse hotline, and you actually hear abuse on the call, do you not
involve the police right away? Is that not a responsibility?
Anyway, it's time for another
flashback, as Ken remembers some more of his missing time! Again,
it's just his POV on the scene we just saw, which feels like a waste
of our time. Are Thomas Gibson and Ken Olin friends? Was this whole
episode designed to be nothing more than an acting showcase for him?
Because it really doesn't have much of a plot, and I'm still not sure
why the team was called in. We're more than halfway through the
episode, and they've offered zero insight and haven't contributed to
the case in any meaningful way.
Except for Garcia, of course, whose
penchant for violating privacy laws gets things done.
Ken freaks out, revealing that he has a
second personality, one who's happy to murder all of the people that
Ken doesn't like, and then dispose of their bodies! So that explains
the missing time!
Finally we get to the psychological
aspect of the episode - and it's about time - but it really does
strain credulity that the team would have been asked to consult on
this case at all. It was a crime with one suspect, and a search of
the house revealed plenty of evidence against him. You can make the
stretch that the FBI would have been called in because of a
kidnapping - although that rarely happens - but since there was no
reason to suspect that this was a kidnapping, why involve the team?
It's almost as if they needed to be
there so that experts were on hand when a psychology-based twist
occurred, and the episode's writers didn't care how preposterous the
situation that got them out there was!
The team goes back over what they know
- there was mud in the car and on his boots, so he drove the girls
out to somewhere off the beaten path. Keith wants to arrest Ken and
be done with the case, but the team thinks there's a chance Sarah
could still be alive, and thinks they can interview the second
personality to get the information! Which isn't a terrible plan.
After all, there's nothing about the younger daughter's death that
screams 'murder', rather than 'terrible accident', since she was
killed by a single blow to the back of the head, and she'd scratched
up his arm. Heck, he could have just shoved her, and she fell on a
rock, immediately dying Ruby-style.
Okay, so the team finally has a
psychology-related goal in mind - convince Nek (which is what I'll be
calling Ken's evil other personality) to reveal what happened to
Sarah. Can they get the job done, whether that job is bargaining with
Nek or proving he's not real?
Greg goes to talk to Ken, who reveals
that he's been blacking out since grad school, and always blamed it
on his drinking. Here's a thought - if this guy has been having
chronic blackouts for over 20 years, how does he still have custody
of his children? Seriously, his wife is missing and presumed dead,
and his defense is 'I was so drunk I don't remember the 36 hours in
which she disappeared'. How does that not immediately lead to your
kids being taken away from you? Especially when the family court
judge is told that he's such a heavy drinker that he's been having
periods of lost time for his entire adult life? There's just no way
he gets to hold onto those kids after the wife disappears.
Also, where were the kids during that
missing day when the wife disappeared? Did they not have some clues
to offer?
In the conference room, Reid is leading
a discussion of the DID diagnosis, and posits that there's no way
Ken's liver would have survived twenty-five years of blackout
drinking. Which is just a silly thing to say, since Reid has no idea
how healthy his liver is. The guy could be a few drinks away from
cirrhosis and you'd have no idea by just looking at him. Jeanne
points out that he's been in AA a few times, but Reid thinks that
there's no way that could account for his lack of severe physical
symptoms of alcoholism.
Just to be clear - all of Reid's
suppositions here are based on absolutely nothing, and are a writer's
contrivance to get him to ask Penelope if Ken has ever been on
medication for alcoholism, which will presumably lead them down a new
investigative path. While I appreciate the writers attempting to make
it look like the characters are driving the story with their
knowledgeable insights, Reid's illogical leaps are too preposterous
to seem like anything but contrivance, and the show should have just
had Garcia come up with the info on her own, while illegally
searching his medical records to check into the blackouts. Which,
again, should have been the focus of the investigation right from the
start.
A little digging revealed that the wife
had a prescription for the drug that makes you feel sick if you drink
alcohol. Why didn't Ken just get the prescription himself. Did he
want to keep his drinking a secret? It's not like the wife could have
secretly drugged him for decades, so he obviously knew about it. I
mean, a guy would have to be pretty out of it to take a pill every
day without knowing what it was, wouldn't he?
JJ then has a great idea - bring Godwin
into the interrogation room and accuse him of molesting Sarah in
order to make Ken mad enough to turn into Nek! Actually, I don't know
if that's actually a great idea. You're putting Godwin's life in
danger for no obvious reason. I mean, yes, you want to talk to Nek,
but there's no clear timeline that has t
Obviously I'm aware that Keith gave
them an hour to find Sarah before charging Ken with murder, but I'm
disregarding that plot point because it's so ridiculous. After all,
Ken should already be under arrest. They're clearly holding him in a
custodial setting, he's obviously not free to leave, and they haven't
read him his rights. If they actually manage to get Ken to confess
with these crazy tactics there's a decent chance the confession would
be thrown out because they eagerly violated his constitutional
rights.
JJ interviews Nek, asking if he dealt
with parental stress by shooting at things at night. He admits that
yes, that's his normal move. He then explains that he took the girls
out into the woods to scare them, specifically by taking them to a
creepy cabin in the woods!
When we get a look at the place I'm a
little disappointed - Nek was attempting to make it sound super
creepy, suggesting it was long-abandoned. But check this out:
Doors and shutters are solid and in
perfect repair, the shingled roof is completely even, there's even
glass in all of the windows. This isn't the creepy location we were
promised. Hell, the windows all have intact curtains on them. What
kind of a sleazy den is this?
Also, why are a dozen of them closing
in on the place with their guns drawn? You don't think you're hunting
down the Manson family. The killer's already in jail. You're trying
to rescue his victim. The idea that there are more people involved in
this crime has never entered your heads.
They find a shotgun hole in a window,
and the younger daughter's phone - this is where the attack happened!
Now it's time to drive wildly through the night, hoping they stumble
upon Sarah in the scraggly woods!
I wanted to be more sarcastic there,
but I don't actually have a better plan.
Although I will point out that this
episode is set in the dead of winter, and characters talked about it
hitting 20 degrees overnight. That's well below freezing, people who
live in sane countries that use Celsius. Despite this warning, it's
pouring rain, rather than snowing.
Dear producers - why try and make the temperature sound worse than you're going to be able to depict? Being soaking wet in 5 degree weather is plenty cold enough for someone to die of hypothermia.
Anyhow, the 'just drive aimlessly
around the woods' plan works out great when JJ spots Sarah hiding in
some trees. She's cowering away from the convoy of vehicles for
reasons I hope the show will explain. When she comes out from behind
the trees, she's still clutching the shotgun, super freaked-out. I
know she's been through some trauma, but why would you hide from a
convoy of vehicles, rather than running towards them for help? She
can't possibly think it's her evil dopplefather Nek in those three
black SUVs, can she?
Unless he also has the ability to make
clones of himself!
Probably not, though.
Then it's off to the hospital, where I
guess more flashbacks will happen? JJ talks to her about missing her
mother, then it's off to visit Ken! Sarah begs him to tell what
happened to her mother, which is important, of course, but I feel
like could wait a little while. Especially since she's still
processing the death of her sister. Like, Mom's been dead for a year,
Sarah, there's plenty of time to find her body.
Ken claims to not know, so JJ takes
Sarah home, and is disturbed to discover how blase Sarah is. She
immediately judges that it's not shock, but rather something more
sinister! Did Sarah kill everyone and drug her father to create
blackouts? Almost certainly not, because that would be crazy, and why
would she have still been in the woods if that was the case?
Oh, in a line of dialogue it's
mentioned that there's family driving in from Charleston, so let's
figure this is happening in North Carolina.
JJ then talks to the team about Sarah's
bizarre behaviour, and they agree - this whole thing was a plan to
frame her father for murdering her sister. The bigger twist? The team
knew all along! That's right, the second they read her diaries and
school articles earlier that day they realized that she was obviously
a crazed psychopath. They didn't mention this on camera, of course,
and they all acted like they were sure Ken and Nek had done it. To
the point where they spent a huge amount of time torturing a guy who
they thought was a victim of a frame, just to deceive the audience!
The team rushes over to the house in
order to rescue JJ, because they assume Sarah is so crazy that, after
thinking that she got away with perfect murders, she'd just kill an
FBI agent for no reason?
Reid checks with Garcia about who
exactly canceled Ken's prescription to the alco-nauseant, and she
finds that it was Sarah! Which is just so confusing. Did Ken not
notice when the drugs stopped coming? Was he unconcerned that someone
had mysteriously canceled his prescription? Or was he just so psyched
to be able to drink again that he gave it no further thought? Also,
when they were quizzing him about his alcoholism earlier in the
episode, why didn't it come up that he's been clean for more than a
decade thanks to drugs, and only really started drinking again
recently?
It makes sense for him to choose to
stop taking the drugs and start drinking again when his wife started
cheating on him. It makes considerably less sense that he stopped the
pills and drank around the time of his wife's disappearance, then
went back onto the pills for most of the year, only to have Sarah
cancel them for him four months ago. So then Ken just took the pills
running out as a sign, and went back to drinking? What? This whole
subplot about the anti-alcohol pills is just a baffling mess that
adds nothing to the story.
While Sarah has the shower running
upstairs JJ sneaks down into the basement. Because she can't wait for
the rest of the team to get there before searching the house with a
warrant? Do these people all hate the laws of evidence?
I guess she's going downstairs to look
for the rubbermaid quilting supplies container she saw earlier in
the episode. See, Sarah mentioned that her mother used to hold her in
a quilt that she made, and then when JJ got to the house just now she
discovered a quilt hanging on the wall, so she's jumped to the
conclusion that Sarah will have hidden incriminating evidence with
the quilting stuff, I guess? Seems like a stretch, and something she
can wait on the evidence collection people to deal with, but
whatever. Episode's almost over.
Then things get super-dumb, as JJ finds
the mother's ledger in with the quilts, and Sarah confronts her with
Ken's other gun! Because she's an idiot? JJ explains that because all
of the trophies from the mom's murder are in the bin from the year
little sister was born, Sarah must have concocted an elaborate,
years-spanning plot to kill her mother and sister out of jealousy for
her mother loving her sister more.
Wow, this episode went from boring to
amazingly stupid in a hurry, didn't it?
The team shows up and arrests Sarah,
and with less than one minute left in the episode, I bet we don't get
any kind of a resolution!
My prediction proves accurate, as the
next two scenes are Greg uncuffing Ken and taking him home. There's
no dialogue in the scene, and frankly I'm a little worried that he's
going to kill himself. The guy's a blackout drunk with an evil second
personality who just found out that his evil daughter murdered the
rest of his family and tried to frame him for the crimes. And Greg
doesn't even walk him inside to have a brief conversation.
I'd say you suck at your job, Greg, but
I guess you're not a grief counselor. I will say that you're a
terrible human being for not leaving Ken with any kind of support
system, and I think that assessment of your character will be
supported by the evidence.
THE END.
Seriously, that's the end of the
episode.
1 - Was profiling in any way helpful in
solving the crime?
Um... no? They didn't solve anything
this week. They just stumbled into a series of nonsensical situations
and got evidence handed to them.
2 - Could the crime have been solved
just as easily using conventional police methods given the known
facts of the case?
I mean, probably not, because this
crime is so preposterous that no one could have solved it. It's also
so preposterous that it couldn't have happened, but more on that
below.
So, on a scale of 1 (Dirty Harry) to 10
(Tony Hill), How Useful Was Profiling in Solving the Crime?
0 - This episode was a conceptual train
wreck that was executed somehow even more terribly than it was
conceived.
Let's take a moment to break down the
plot that's revealed in the last five minutes of the episode. Here is
Sarah's plan, as I understand it.
- Boil with resentment over lack of
parental attention, plan to kill mother and sister.
- Wait until mother starts having
affair with soccer coach, and dad starts drinking.
- Notice that dad occasionally turns
into a violent second personality when drunk, then forgets what he
did for days at a time.
- Wait for dad to get that drunk again.
- Lure mom somewhere isolated and then
kill her, hiding the body somewhere it can never be found.
- Plant mother's ring, necklace, and
appointment book in a bin in the basement, so that when the police
find it, they'll think dad is the killer.
- Hope that the police don't search the
house extensively and eventually drop the case against dad.
- Hope that dad doesn't lose custody of
his daughters, although he obviously would.
- Wait one year, during which time dad
repeatedly gets drunk and threatens his daughters in his Nek persona.
- On the one-year anniversary of
murdering mom, wait for dad to get super drunk, then anger him into a
Nek transformation, while getting her sister to call an abuse
hotline so that they'll overhear him threatening them.
- Know with confidence that the abuse
hotline won't call the police, completely ruining the plan.
- Allow Nek to drag them both to a
cabin in the woods while wielding a shotgun.
- Taunt Nek into shooting out a window
so that he'll get gunshot residue all over himself.
- Somehow overpower Nek, grabbing the
shotgun and telling him to drive off.
- Club sister to death with the
shotgun.
- Drag the sister's body kilometers
away to a river and dump it.
- Hang out in the woods for 48 hours
until the police find you.
- Claim that dad did everything.
This plan has six times as many moving
parts as it should, and it leans way too heavily on a disturbed,
alcohol-conjured multiple personality behaving exactly as expected.
Also it requires Sarah to be able to disarm him.
Here's the real problem with the
episode - they act like they've known all along that Sarah was the
killer, but the more logical explanation is that Nek, when recounting
the events of the night, had told them that Sarah got the gun away
from him and ran him off, with younger daughter still alive at the
time.
Had this happened, they would have
disbelieved him at first, then looked for evidence that Sarah was the
killer, and found plenty. But the show doesn't play it like that -
because if they'd suspected Sarah of being a crazed killer, they wouldn't
have sent JJ in alone. They would have just gotten a warrant and
searched the house while she was busy at the hospital/police station.
Instead, this episode has the strangest
ending - they want to do the Silence of the Lambs thing, with JJ
walking into the death house and suddenly realizing that all of the
evidence points to Sarah, but they also want to make it look like the
team figured it out on their own. They don't seem to understand that
you can't have both.
I wonder how much was cut out of this
episode. Probably a lot, right? At some point they must have shot a
flashback of Nek threatening the girls in the cabin, and then being
scared off by Sarah, right? Why do the other flashback if you weren't
going to do one when it mattered to the story, and finally gave the
audience some new information? I'm guessing it got cut because they
wanted the Sarah reveal to come out of nowhere, because they valued
surprise over logic and basic coherence.
Looking over the whole episode, the
part that bothers me the most is Sarah's decision to spend 2 days
hanging out in the woods. It just doesn't make sense. Yeah, every
other part of her plan is stupid and requires absurd contrivances,
but this is just the dumbest. Look at it from her perspective - she's
just grabbed a shotgun, run off her dad with it, and clubbed her
sister to death. Why on earth wouldn't she then go to the
authorities? What is to be gained by staying out in the woods? If
she'd just called for help/gone for help immediately, the police
would have arrested her father that very night, found out that he was
incredibly delusional, and immediately locked him up forever. The FBI
never would have gotten involved, and she would have gotten away with
it?
Yet she stayed in the woods at
near-freezing temperatures with no shelter or fire. And the only
reason she did it was so that the rest of the episode could happen.
God, it's like we're back in that awful Strangers On A Train episode,
only somehow worse.
Really, this feels like the "High Tension" of Criminal Minds episodes. As if the producers had built a whole episode about alcoholism and family violence, and then when they were in the middle of shooting it, someone said 'wait - this is the most boring episode we've ever done! We need a twist!' So they just announced that the daughter was a crazy murderer and rewrote the ending to accommodate that.
I'm not saying that this is the worst
episode of the season, I'm merely stating that this is the worst
episode of the season so far. And this season has had some
pretty terrible episodes.
Are the reviews bi-weekly now?
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ReplyDeleteI just missed a week!
Keith is awesome, he needs to be in more things. Or heard in more things. Just, more things.
ReplyDeleteLoved this episode because Keith was amazing when he portrayed Herschel Biggs in LA Noire and did an amazing job in this episode as well.
ReplyDeleteSo much shade on Hotch, aka Thomas Gibson! Love it.
ReplyDeleteI would really love to chat with the person who wrote this ! I know this was probably posted so long ago but I’m only now thoroughly watching the episodes and I have some notes I’d love to discuss !
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