Rule 1 for Axis Spies: Don't wear a monocle while undercover.
Rule 2 for Axis Spies: If you must wear a monocle, at least don't swear in your native language.
Rule 3 for Axis Spies: If you must wear a monocle, and you can't stop from swearing in your native language, please don't act surprised when a man with an inconceivably square jaw punches you in face.
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Bad habits like that are why we aren't speaking German today - at least not voluntarilly.
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